Rule of internet

The internet should be for the people by the people. It should be the people that set the rules.

i You can’t the square root of a negative integer.
-1 /b/ is not your friend. No exceptions.
0 Negative Numbers are a Lie. No exceptions.
1 Do not talk about /b/.
2 Do NOT talk about /b/.
3 We are Anonymous.
314159265358979323846…. Expect us.
4 Anonymous is legion.
5 Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6 Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7 Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8 There are no real rules about posting.
9 Always register with your local service provider.
10 If you enjoy any rival sites — DON’T.
11 All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12 Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13 Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
14 Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.
15 The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16 If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17 Every win fails eventually.
18 Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19 The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20 Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21 Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22 Copy ‘n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23 Copy ‘n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24 Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25 Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26 Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27 Always question a person’s sexual preferences without any real reason.
28 Always question a person’s gender - just in case it’s really a man.
29 On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.
30 There are NO girls on the internet.
31 TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32 You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33 Lurk moar — it’s never enough.
34 There is porn of it, no exceptions.
34b There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
35 If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
35b If no pony is found of it, it will be made.
36 There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
37 You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
38 No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
39 CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40 EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41 Needs moar Desu. No exceptions.
42 Nothing is Sacred.
43 The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44 Trying to edit the rules of the Internet with Japanese characters is like trying to make “2 girls, 1 cup” acceptable in society. It only works at A-con.
45 When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46 There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
47 The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
47-B YOU DUN GOOF’D!
47-C THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
48 A cat is fine too.
49 One cat leads to another.
50 Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
51 No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish. No exceptions.
52 It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
53 It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
54 /b/ sucks today.
55 If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.
56 They will not bring back Snacks.
57 You will never have sex.
58 Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes
59 Fuck Gaston.
60 It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.
61 Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63, no exceptions or else.
62 It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
63 There is always porn of a female version of a male. No Exceptions.
64 Don’t copy that floppy
65 Anonymous is not your personal army.
66 The cake is a lie.
67 Anonymous does not “buy”, he downloads.
68 Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No.
69 LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70 Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
71 The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
72 Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.
73 If there isn’t enough just ask for Moar.
74 If you post it, they will cum.
75 Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-
76 Twinkies are the answers to life’s problems.
77 The internet makes you stupid.
78 It will always need moar sauce.
79 Ceilingcat IS watching you masturbate
80 Interwebz177 did it. No exceptions.
81 Anonymous is a virgin by default.
82 Nobody tells the truth on the Internet
83 Only clusterfucks start edit wars.
84 All rules ARE true, including this one.
85 Retarded rules are forbidden.
86 The term “sage” does not refer to the spice.
87 If you get pepperoni ever again, I swear I’ll blow this joint sky-high!
88 Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.
89 Bruce Lee was a hero to us all.
90 It’s never lupus.
91 There is gay porn of it, no exceptions.
92 Chuck Norris is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions.
94 Fagicorn deleted rule 93. Crap to him.
95 Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar ?
96 If you express astonishment at someone’s claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
97 The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.
98 Only Zippocat is truth.
99 All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
100 Faggotry will not be tolerated.
101 You are never THE BEST at anything, deal with it.
102 You are made of fail and AIDS.
103 That’s no such thing as safe sex
104 The internet is for porn.
105 Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
106 Rule 109 is true.
107 “That’s what she said” jokes are stupid. No Exceptions
108 THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!
109 Rule 106 is false.
110 If your statement is preceded by “HAY GUYZ”, then you’re doing something wrong.
111 If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
112 What you click isn’t always what you get.
113 Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads (or N64 games). But ask anyway.
114 Secure tripcodes are for fags.
115 If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz.
115-B I herd you liek Mudkipz. No exceptions.
116 Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
117 Always go out of your way to make newbies feel uncomfortable.
118 Newfags must be tortured to death. No exceptions.
119 Only newfags like caturday, Bruce Lee, and Desu. Those who like any of those refer to rule 93.
120 Nobody likes you.
121 Co$ is the sworn enemy of Anonymous. It must be stopped.
122 There is NO God here (Except Chuck Norris).
123 456789
124 When Anonymous is surprised, bricks must be shat.
125 If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
126 shaMTV must give Rick his award. No exceptions.
127 No NewFaggots aloud.
128 Everything you know is a lie, but all those lies are nothing. So by using the transitive property we can conclude that everything = nothing and if you add an integer (x) into the equation we can single anything out and turn it into a certain amount of nothing explained by this graph e = everything n = nothing As you can see, at a certain point of everything, nothing cannot exist. So in conclusion, I have no idea what I’m talking about.
129 BOTS will be dismantled.
130 Internet = Very Scary
131 Whatever it is, pie is involved in some form. No exceptions.
132 If it can’t be killed, it doesn’t exist. (Except Chuck Norris) No other exceptions.
133 If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)
134 If it talks, you must shut it up.
135 Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133.
136 _uck _ou_self solve it.
137 Tuck yourself in. Is the answer.
138 Rule 139 does/will not exist.
139 Rule 138 is true.
140 XKCD can explain everything. explain it or it goes.
141 Godmodding is retarded. Seriously just accept your death.
142 Just ignore him he will think you’re afk.
143 If you ignore her, she will bitch.
144 People can’t understand sarcasm.
145 If you take it seriously gtfo.
146 Stop giving the mic a blowjob.
147 Regardless, if you get pissed on teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you.
148 You don’t get any cookies. No exceptions. So don’t even ask.
149 Brandon is God’s son, making him Jesus. Chuck Norris has no son.
150 You are not going to get a handicap so don’t even ask. They will just target you.
151 You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don’t even get your hopes up.
152 They didn’t call you retarded but they were thinking it.
153 It’s funny to pick on people’s grammar no matter how good it is. No exceptions.
154 The louder you scream at people the harder someone else will laugh.
155 They don’t have hacks, you just suck really bad.
156 If you want to know who anonymous is then GTFO!
157 Someone already did it better. No exceptions.
158 It was in an episode of South Park. No exceptions.
159 The more you deny something the more they are going to say that you are “something”.
160 Google ftw. No exceptions.
160-B Lmgtfy ftw. No exceptions.
161 The guy next to you in the library is always looking at what you are saying.
162 The girl next to you in the library couldn’t give a shit.
163 There’s a reason- you know what? Fuck it. If you can’t figure it out, you seriously need to LURK MOAR.
164 Refer to step 2 on Rule #165.
165 Refer to step 3 on Rule #93.
166 People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time.
167 Fleshlights are the answers to life’s problems. No exceptions.
168 If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you’re retarded because no one can act drunk on the internet.
169? Nah I’ll have 2 69s.
170 None of us is as cruel as all of us.
171 At any given moment, more birds could join, leave, or peel off in another direction entirely.
172 Use inside jokes moar. It upsets users.
173 STFU! Before i go chris brown on you!
174 Only 4chan’rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley.
175 The talk page is for spam. Don’t go there.
176 Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks children with the last name of Edgerton.
177 Tropicana tastes like the rainbow. No exceptions
178 Shadow sticks are fun to play with in the dark. Unless there are more than 3.
179 Refer to all unwritten rules. No exceptions.
180 For every life the internet improves it destroys 10 others.
181 Anything that’s good is a virus.
182 We better start helping the earth, otherwise Al Gore will take back the internets!!! NO MORE BROADBAND! NO DIALUP!
183 If i have 3 cakes and you have one cake, only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3’s.
184 The only potty training videos allowed are ones that feature tigers and are japanese in nature (english subtitles are acceptable)
185 The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman, except the internet has porn.
186 Newfags must be shot in the balls on site. No exceptions
187 No matter how hard you try, you will never be as cool as ninjas playing guitars.
188 If none of these rules are followed/obliged to then Bruce Lee will donkey punch you to Uranus.
189 Bukkake is not cool. Never was. Never will be. EVER!!
190 The only good hentai is yuri, that’s how the internet works.
191 You will always forget to add an attachment to your e-mails.
192 If you break rule 1 and 2. You will be rickroll’d in hell.
193 If you break rule 188. You will be spanked by Barack Obama.
194 If you break rule 2, Barack Obama will tickle your pubes.
195 People called Fred are just Fail. No Exceptions.
196 People named Tyler are just win. No Exceptions.
197 People named Matty are just sexy. No and I mean no Exceptions.
198 If it’s not on Google, It does not exist. No Exceptions.
199 If it’s not on Google, then you’re searching with the wrong criteria, no exceptions
200 Pictures or it didn’t happen.
201 Maths in failing:
Win + Fail = Epicfail Fail + Fail = Win Win + Win = Fail Epicfail + Epicfail = Chuck Norris
202 Anontalk is a bunch of fags. No exceptions.
203 If you run out of cookies, give apples, If you run out of apples, Give Spam. No exceptions.
204 NEVER shoot anybody in the balls. No exceptions.
205 All Americans are fat. No exceptions.
206 Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned.
207 Rules 1 and 2 are false. From now on, all rules must be about /b/. Unless they aren’t.
208 Rules 1, 2 and 206 are true.
209 See rule 208.
210 See rule 209.
211 srt8 must not marry MITB. No exceptions.
212 4chan is funny. No exceptions.
213 Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn’t.
214 In case of an emergency, your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. No, and i promise you, NO exceptions.
214-B Except on a Mac. It’s on the left.
214-C Press Alt+F4 for an epic thing to happen.
215 Rule 213 is false. Do not click that button.
216 3, is the magic number…. 3, is the magic number…. NO EXCEPTIONS!
216-B 42
217 Creator of 4chan is mentally Disturbed. No exceptions.
218 Porn must only be looked at when porn is needed.
219 Google is not a calculator
220 Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG. No exceptions.
221 RETARDED NEWFAGS, should always be shot without warning NO EXCEPTIONS!
222-A The game ended, wait a while before we start the next wave.
222-B The second wave is started.
223 Only faggots add rules that don’t go along with rule 93 no exceptions.
224 All rules above “PROFIT!” don’t count. No Exceptions.
225 The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS
226 If a statement may be taken sexually in any way, then she already said it. No exceptions.
227 Creed is the worst band in the world. No exceptions
228 None of these rules apply to this wiki. No exceptions.
228-B except the ones about newfags editing the rules
229 You never see the porn first, even if you made or drew it. No exceptions.
230 Hentai is you friend. No exceptions.
231 The number of friends you have on Facebook does not indicate the number of friends you have in real life. No exceptions.
232 You cannot control the person in charge. No exceptions.
233 The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. No exceptions.
234 Rule 186 is the only exception to rule 204
235 PROFIT!
236 There is no more than 1 rule for 1 number. 234 is the only exception, all others can refer to rule 93.
237 P30P13 WH0 U53 1337 5P34K 4R3 N07 1337.
238 Every night when you are sleeping, Interwebz177 gives you pills that give you a boner then he sucks you dry.
239 That naked picture you took whilst drunk has never been removed from the internet, and will remain on a 50yr old man’s hard drive for as long as he lives.
240 Rule 301 is false, it is occasionally Alex.
241 Everything fun on the internet is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
250 Additional Pylons are required. Always
255 Anonymous is an Internet Hate Machine. Wikipedia said so.
255-B Wikipedia is never wrong. Your teachers were.
269 Yeah, finally…2 69’s!
270 This is blasphemy, this is madness. No exceptions
271 299 is a lie. This is sparta. No exceptions.
272 This is the end of the world, no exceptions.
273 301 is a lie. The end is the beginning. No exceptions.
274 The lazah is broken right now. If you can fix it, you are legion.
276 The lazah destroyed rule 305.
277 Newfags will rape you so hard that Micheal Jackson will feal it in hell. No exceptions.
278 If a song gets famous, there will be a slowed-down acoustic cover by a female singer-songwriter.
282 the rules on 313 were watching the lazah as well, and have wandered off blinded refer to rule 313 for more details.
283 Rule 278, 279, 280, and 281 tried to defeat the lazah, but got dazed with radiation and now can only see Ninja Unicorns, no exceptions.
284 What has been seen cannot be unseen. Even the post clearance that’s coming up.
299 This is madness. No exceptions
314 The day that pi finally ends is the day that the world will end. No exceptions.
315 Blockatiel is out to get you. No Exceptions.
316 Your parents know where you keep your porn, no exceptions. Keeping it on a flash drive doesn’t help.
317 Anonymous is not sorry.
318 Standing safely behind Rule 319.
320 If your wondering where Rule 319 went, The Lazar (274) sent off too much radiation and it landed right above me. No exceptions.
321 Rule 183 is a lie; The cake is also true.
322 Rule 321 is a lie; The cake is a pie.
323 Rule 322 is true, although Chuck Norris already ate the cake.
324 The placement of rule 333 was shit. No exceptions.
325 If you download but don’t seed, Bruce Lee will rip your scrotum off.
326 There IS a torrent for it… you just aren’t looking hard enough… Unless there isn’t.
327 Kill it with fire!
328 There is an exception to all exceptions. No exceptions
329 I killed your mother.
330 Just kidding i did fuck her though
330-b LOL did i mention she likes oral?
331 G.I.R.L = Guy In Real Life… No Exceptions.
333 Laser killed rule 332
334 Your SPOON WILL ALWAYS BEE TOO BIG.
335 Pokemon is serious bloody business, NO EXCEPTIONS, no exceptions.
335-B Chuck Norris doesn’t play Pokemon, he lives it.
336 There is not enough facepalms for this, introduced; The Facedesk. NO Exceptions.
337 Girls Can’t Drive….Even on Video Games No Exceptions.
338 Big Brother is Always Watching You O_O.
339 Except when he’s not.
340 Admins always suck more then Mods. No Exceptions.
341 Lobbywhores always get banned for Stupidity.
342 Two’s company, three’s a crowd.
343 Anonymous will update the rules every sunday night, no exceptions.
344 Anonymous keeps a copy of the unedited rules on his hard drive, along with all of your porn.
345 Perl will NEVER be the best language, no exceptions
346 Attempting to post anything on the internet which defines the rules of the internet will result in an UserIsAnNoobException.
347 Some rules just dont make sense… follow them anyways. No Exceptions
348 You and me could write a rad bromance.
404 This rule was not found.
405 Rule 404 WAS found, but then was lost.
418 I’m a teapot.
665 The chakra is not a toy.
666 Idle hands are Anonymous’ playthings. No exceptions.
867 Jenny is not home, she will never be home. No Exceptions.
868Making a Chuck Norris joke instantly turns you into a newfag. No exceptions.
999 ?suoi?d??x? ou ??i?? no? ‘si?? pu??s??pun ?,uop ??i?s no? ??? p??? ?no? di?? o? ??i? ??? ?oo? no? ?i
1001 Amount of uses for duct tape for now. moar are being discovered!
1337 The last thing this should be is a rule. You failed by looking at this, newfag.
2012 Science doesn’t exist, God doesn’t exist, only Chuck Norris exists!
2013 Rule 2012 is a lie. So are the Mayans.
2014 Science just proved that the Mayans couldn’t find a bigger rock.
2101 War was beginning.
2552 Remember Reach, no exceptions.
9000 You must be mathematically greater than 9000 to be over 9000.
9001 It’s over 9000. No exceptions
9002 It’s still over 9000, and always will be!
9004 If you’re wondering where 9003 went, refer to rule 405, but think of “rule 9003” instead of “rule 404”.
9005 If you have used the Internet you have procrastinated. No Exceptions.
3756548 Your life depends on this.
3756550 You’re floccinaucinihilipilification.
3799999 Rule #3756550 was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
X.this isn’t a rule refer to rule 93.

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